Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.