thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.