I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.