I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.