I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Take baths

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I have seen a UFO

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.