When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.