When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I want to suck on your penis

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.