reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.