hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.