I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.