coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Play Minecraft

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.