I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.