Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.