Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I always think I have special powers

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.