When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Pee in the shower

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.