I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Your mom

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.