I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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wonder who wrote these things

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.