I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.