I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

fall asleep in the shower.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.