toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Take baths

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.