stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.