- Things You Think Only You Do

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.