You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.