Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.