Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.