i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.