disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

thumb_up thumb_down -20

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

thumb_up thumb_down -52

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

thumb_up thumb_down -76

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

thumb_up thumb_down -78

I aphabeticalize my shoes

thumb_up thumb_down -102

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

thumb_up thumb_down -19

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -79

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

thumb_up thumb_down -93

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

thumb_up thumb_down -115

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.