i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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hate Justin Bieber

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.