stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.