I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Made after doomsday plans

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.