Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.