Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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being super bored at shool

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.