Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.