Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.