When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I have seen a UFO

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Take baths

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.