I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Made after doomsday plans

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.