I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Made after doomsday plans

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Play Minecraft

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.