when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Play Minecraft

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.