Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Take baths

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.