Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.