laziness .... its all in the mind

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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jack off

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.