Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Made after doomsday plans

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.