Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.