Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.