Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.