masturbate quietly in my room.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.