I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.