When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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misread dig bick

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.