When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.