- Things You Think Only You Do

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.