Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.