I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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fall asleep in the shower.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.