I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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misread dig bick

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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being super bored at shool

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.