When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Pee in the shower

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.