I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Vote for the other guy

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.