- Things You Think Only You Do

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Take baths

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

fall asleep in the shower.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.