I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I put big spaces in between comments

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Vote for the other guy

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.