- Things You Think Only You Do

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Take baths

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

fall asleep in the shower.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.