I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.