Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Poop naked.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.