When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.