always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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get really confused

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Vote for the other guy

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.