Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.