Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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misread dig bick

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This song will not come out of my head!

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.