Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.