think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.