Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.