get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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get really confused

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.