When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.