Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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misread dig bick

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.