- Things You Think Only You Do

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Play Minecraft

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.