- Things You Think Only You Do

being super bored at shool

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Eat ice by itself

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.