- Things You Think Only You Do

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.