When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Talk to my cat.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.