Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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speak proper english

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.