- Things You Think Only You Do

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

I refuse to forward chain letters

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

I have never watched Star Wars.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.