Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.