i see almost everything as a sign

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.