I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.