In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Poop naked.

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get really confused

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I never feel bored

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.