feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.