Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.