Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.