- Things You Think Only You Do

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.