sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.