- Things You Think Only You Do

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

i see almost everything as a sign

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.