- Things You Think Only You Do

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.