Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.