In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.