play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.