When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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KICK THE CAN

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Eat ice by itself

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.