When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.