When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

laziness .... its all in the mind

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.