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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other
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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.
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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.
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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.
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laziness .... its all in the mind
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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.
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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.
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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.
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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.
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Putting your bra on your dogs dead
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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens
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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off
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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.
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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping
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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.
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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much
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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!
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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.