- Things You Think Only You Do

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Watch the same movies over and over

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Set Fire to the Rain

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

i see almost everything as a sign

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.