Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Talk to my cat.

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get really confused

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.