- Things You Think Only You Do

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Watch the same movies over and over

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

i see almost everything as a sign

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.