stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.