Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.