when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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get really confused

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.