repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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get really confused

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.