Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.