When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.