when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

KICK THE CAN

Fart at home

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.