Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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misread dig bick

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.