Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.