when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.