Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I have seen a UFO

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.