refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.