I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.