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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)
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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.
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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.
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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.
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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?
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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.
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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.
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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.
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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...
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I eat one way in public and another way in private.
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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces
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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards
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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.
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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.
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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.
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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !
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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.
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