Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I want to suck on your penis

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.