Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.