When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I always cry when I pray.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.