Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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hate Justin Bieber

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.