Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Your mom

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.