- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

I talk to myself when I'm alone

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.