Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.