arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.