Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.