I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.