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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.