sit in the shower

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.