Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Pee in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.