I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I always think I have special powers

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.