in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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I always cry when I pray.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.