I laugh easier when im with someone

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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sit in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.