Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.