Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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smoke marijuana

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.