When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.