When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.