blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.