blow nose. look at kleenex.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Go outside and pee.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.