When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.