- Things You Think Only You Do

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

Go outside and pee.

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.