- Things You Think Only You Do

Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

I really like taking shits.

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.