I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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shag your mom

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I can see a magic eye image

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.