Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.