Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.