When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.