A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.