Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.