almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.