whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.