mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.