Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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I pee in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.