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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Breathe.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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misread flashlight

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.