Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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thumb down this post

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.