I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Dancing while hoovering

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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hallo

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I know how to type a ¿

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.