Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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fap

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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hallo

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.