Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.