Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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conundrum.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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pick your nose and eat it

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.