when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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fap

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.