I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.