Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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I can see a magic eye image

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.