Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.